Fimdeztranch
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mifdeztranch:

crunchygranolasuite:

happyhagfish:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

wasted

You can’t convince me that’s not a pokemon

Wtffff

Me:*during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl:....who?
me:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

At the grocery store

Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.

(Fuente: vinebox, vía cybernude)

oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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(Fuente: onlydillon, vía cybernude)

redundantz:

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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(vía cybernude)

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(vía cybernude)

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

(vía cybernude)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Fuente: heatcrashemboar, vía cybernude)

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